We speak Amurrican and Mexican mostly. When the boys (husband and son) are in full goof mode, we get some odd phrases thrown around.
“Te voy a partir el queso!” (something along the lines of “I’m going to win so hard I’m ripping your head off”) (literally “I’m going to cut the cheese!”)
Which leads to explaining to the boys that ‘cut the cheese’ can mean ‘fart.’
You’d think I’d learn.